*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
turning on private browsing like
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
me at school
what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
What if they glow blue when orcs are near?
maybe they do, I mean when have you and an orc been in the same room?
THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY
SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY
— (via unknown-reality)