I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
when someone makes a big deal out of something stupid
*breathing heavily* are you gonna eat that
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
smack that ass from 8 feet away
Never Ever EVER look back through conversations w people who used to mean a whole LOT to ya Bc i guarantee that you’ll end up crying like a little bitch nd eating straight up hot chocolate powder